Hey Vsauce, Michael here!

You know, people often ask me “when I’m shot in the face with cum how should I know where it’s gonna land?” And to be honesty with you this can be completely determined where it’s gonna land. But first lets talk about an “ark”. A ark as defined by google is “a part of the circumference of a circle or other curve.”

That means when a cum shot shoots out of your pee hole it’s going to start going up hit a climax and begin to climb down.

Another thing we need to talk about is velocity. This is another thing we’ll define by google,”the speed of something in a given direction.” Now your velocity is determined by how many times you cummed in a given amount of time. For example let’s say you haven’t jack it in a week you’ll probably have a high and quick velocity due to the lack of masterbatison. However if you masterbated an hour earlier the opposite is true, your ark and your velocity well be completely messed up. Your ark and speed will be lacking so I though I do you a favor and give you some tips on how to have the perfect cum shot.

TIP 1
First learn to aim, if you are the man then learn to angle your cock to make the right shot, if your lady in this situation then move your head to where you’ll think it’s gonna land.
You can practice aiming as the man by standing up and aiming into the toilet bowl.

TIP 2
Participate in challenges like no nut November or no fap September, this will help you build up velocity.

These are some of the tips to help you, if you want more tips I provided links in the description below to help you find the perfect cum shot. And while your down there help out the channel by hitting that like button and if you really liked what you saw then hit that subscribe button.

This is Michael from Vsauce, signing out.