CB – Take That Risk (Annotated by CB’s lawyer)
\[Intro\]
M1OnTheBeat
You’ll never take that risk
You’ll never take that risk
MKThePlug
You’ll never take that risk
You’ll never take that risk
You’ll never take that risk
You’ll never take that risk
(**client is instructing his friends to always look left and right when crossing the road, wear a helmet in a construction yard and return your library books on time- don’t risk a fine)**
\[Verse 1\]
Yeah, we put corn in clips **(to encourage video clip viewers to eat vegetables)**
How many times did we take them trips? (How many?) **(to the grocery store)**
I was walking around with the .38 spin **(talkin about his shoe size)**
How many times did I take that risk? **(never)**
How many times did they shoot and miss? **(irrelevant to my client’s case)**
How many times did they touch civilians? **(Jimmy Saville reference)**
Then try rap and claim that shit **(My client does not condone this abhorrent behaviour)**
How many lives have been taken? Shit (Shit den) **(Total number is unknown, could be zero)**
How many times have we taped off strips? (Bare times) **(Only Halloween decorations)**
How many bells did I have in the chamber **(Christmas decorations now)**
And that pussyhole still got hit? (One) **(Didnt look left when crossing the road as suggested earlier)**
How many mashes done got gripped? **(Making potatoes)**
How many times did we lurk with things? **(Taking shopping to the elderly)**
How many times did I beg my friend again and again
To drop me that stick? **(Dogs often carry sticks around which makes them dirty to touch, so drop it)**
I got it and he saw what I did **(Got his friend glasses so he could see better)**
Since then it’s never left my hip **(the case for the glasses)**
I put rambo blades in chests **(erm..)**
I put flick knives straight in necks **(wait a mi..)**
With a wap, I’ll aim for your head **(eh CB you shou..)**
If you see me then you’re looking at death **(Note to self, bribe judge)**
Got ’em all scared, they’re looking at their mates
Like who’s getting taken next **(i give up)**
You’ll really don’t wanna meet your end **(always be careful)**
Nigga, don’t slip before you meet your friends **(watch out for banana peels on road)**
And it’s real talk, I don’t need to pretend **(my client never lies)**
I don’t play fair, man play with skengs **(except this time, he does actually play fair without skengs)**
And I’ve been crashing corn at the paigons dem (Bu-bush) **(Bu-bush means ‘just kidding’)**
Anywhere goes they know, broad day still scoring goals **(Playing football with his friends)**
When I get round on smoke
I ain’t tryna hear you ain’t involved **(double negative, meaning my client actually really wants to hear all your stories about your involvement. Such a caring individual)**
\[Chorus\]
You’ll never take that risk **(dont do it)**
Sit back laugh with the gang **(innocent good times)**
How they rap when they ain’t on piss **(note to self figure out how urine is connected to rap)**
Niggas wanna talk about riding **(fancy cars)**
Whole day tryna tape off strips **(for block parties)**
No face, no case, no witness
No case, no trace, no prints **(really? holy fuck this tool might have a chance)**
\[Verse 2\]
All sorts of violence **(not caused by client)**
Anywhere goes, that’s broad day knifings **(definitely done by other people)**
I’m the type to see that opp on the main road
And still on sight him (I don’t give a fuck) **(god damnit)**
If you slip get drilled, man will double tap with the steel **(ffs)**
Man can’t talk about gang **(because he doesn’t know about gang)**
Cah we’ve been around there bares **(without clothes?)**
And I ain’t gotta talk, we banged **(had sex)**
These niggas, they’re making me sick **(client is suppressing his homosexual feelings)**
How are they still posting vids they ain’t on shit? **(some sex tapes may have surfaced..)**
I remember it was Me, M and Shortz in the ride, two loaded sticks **(Threesome in the car)**
Lucky that the ting there jammed (Fuck sake) **(couldnt get it up)**
Same way it jammed on Prez **(Prez is a known Viagra popper)**
Shit den I blame that skeng cah that would’ve been two dead **(ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT.. I mean nobody ever got hurt by client)**
Way before I hit mans head **(Way before as in it won’t happen for a long time, maybe never)**
They talk bout 7, it’s 7 or nuthin **(This is a dice game, gotta get that 7 to win)**
I ain’t got love for the 6 **(don’t want a 6, just 7)**
They sneak diss, talking ’bout bitches **(trying to convert client to heterosexuality)**
But we do drills and we on this ting (Gaza) **(but client shags men all the way to Palestine)**
And we do this proper, still might jerk me a shotter **(if sex isn’t enough client masturbates as well)**
Bradley already got bunned **(bun = sandwich. Bradley got spitroasted basically. Sounds like fun)**
And now I’m tryna corn his brudda (Word) **(Keeping it in the family)**
**All in all it is clear that client may have certain behavioural issues but nobody is perfect. Please give man another chance, he is full of remorse for all the things he hasn’t actually done. I rest my case.**