Mario: Time to take a piss.

Goomba: What the hell are you doing?

Mario: I’m taking a piss.

Goomba: Okay, but why aren’t you jumping on me? That’s what you’re supposed to do.

Mario: I might do it fucking later.

Goomba: No, I’m a motherfucking enemy, you’re supposed to jump on me.

Mario: Okie dokie then, let me pull up my pants again first, and then maybe I’ll jump on you.

Goomba: Maybe? Maybe?! Are you out of your fucking mind?! No! Jump on me now, motherfucker!

Mario: Let me get my pants first!

Goomba: Ugh, fine…