Joesef Stalin

Joesama Bin Laden

Joe momma

Barack Joebama

Michelle Joebama

Joetaro Kujo

Joe’ Neill, Joe’ Connel and other Irish surnames like that

Joeses, Joebraham and the Joes

Joesus Christ

Prophet Joehummad

Joedolf Hitler

Joeffery Epstein

Joergen

And those my dear friends are the updated (now 15 Joes) of the Joepocalypse. Many more if you count all the Joe’ somethings and Joes individually.

You may have noticed a few references to Joedaism (the members of Joedaism, the Joes, Joeses, Joebraham and Joesus Christ). I also have a story to tell you about the history of Joedaism.

Joedaism was founded somewhere in the Middle Joeast 4000 years ago by idk Joeses or Joebraham. It was a monjoetheistic religion.

The members of Joedaism, the Joes have faced a lot of persecution over the centuries. They were blamed for example for the killing of Joesus Christ. They were also blamed for the Great Fire of Joeme by the Joeman emperor, Nerjoe.

About 1500 years ago, Joeslam was founded by Joehummad. Joeslam can be quite Anti-Joedist apparently. Perhaps a reason for the September 11th attacks conducted by Joeslam fundamentalist, Joesama Bin Laden was his hatred for Joemerica due to the many Joes living there.

In the 1930s, Joedolf Hitler decided to kill all Joes in the Final Joelution. He killed about 2 thirds of Joes in Europe adding up to 6 million deaths. The horror and destruction of the Holjoecaust convinced Joes to create a nation for them to live supposedly safely in 1948. This nation is called Joesrael.