Now I just imagine two dudes *glaring at each other* both slowly reach down *pull out 12 inch hot pink dildos*: the crowd chanting “beyboner! Beyboner!” everything is silent… then, the announcer, “LET HERRRR JIZZ!” The crowd goes wild, the two dudes pull the ripcord sending the two dildos hurling towards each other at terminal velocity! Two hot pink blurs slam into each other, a dance. *a flash of white light* The guy on the right grins, “You see, my dildo has the capability to launch sticky liquid all over yours. *guy of the left jolts in supersize* ha! It’s over.” “It looks like Tommy’s dildo is losing momentum! It’s over for him!” Calls the announcer *Tommy looks up and grins* “fool! I knew you’d do something like that. So I made mine hydrophobic! Yours is the one losing momentum!” The guy on the right *fear in his eyes* “NANI!!!” *his hot pink dildo is sent flying into the sky* “AND TOMMY IS THE WINNER!!! Looks like he’ll be advancing to the finals to take on Cathie, the two time returning beyboner champion!” *tommy shakes the guys hand and walks off the arena, grinning with malice* “I’m coming for you Cathie…”


We see Tommy in a dark room, lit by the faint blue glow from his desk. He tinkers with gears for his base, trying to get maximum rotations without over-gearing. It’s meticulous work. A figure appears behind him. “Oh it’s you.”
“Yes, it’s me.”
*there is a glint in the dark as we hear a loud SMASH! Cathie is leaning on a baseball bat, hovering over bits of Tommy’s beyboner*
“What the hell!” Screams Tommy. “Sorry, Tom, it’s just business. I can’t have you competing in the same tournament as I am.”
Tommy falls to the floor, devastated. ‘Why would she do this? They were childhood friends, he helped her build her beyboner, why would she betray him?’

One thing was for sure, he would get even…

The sene dissolves as the chanting of the crowd gets louder. Tommy walks out into the arena, his heart beating furiously: not because of nerves, but because of pure rage. *Cathie smiles* “I never would have thought you would make it after two years of trying. You never know when to give up… *Tom does not smile back* well I guess I’ll finish this.” The two slowly reach down, glaring at the other the entire time. *both pull out their beyboner* *Cathie’s is three blue 6 inch dildos fused together* *Tom’s eyes widen* “you like it? It’s the Triple Barrel Boner” Cathie grins. *Tom hooks his dildo onto his base, looks her dead in the eyes* “one for each hole?” *they glare at each other for a moment as the crowd chants, beyboner! Beyboner! Beyboner!* “LET HERRRRRR JIZZ!” Cries the announcer. The ripcords are wrenched out, sending the dildos hurling towards each other. A blur of blue and pink and then SMASH!!! Tommy’s dildo goes flying out of the ring and is split in twain. *the crowd goes wild* “Tommy’s beyboner has been destroyed!” Cries the announcer. *the scoreboard displays Cathie 1 Tommy 0* “Because this is the grand finals it’s a best of three, but Tommy can no longer compete unless he has another beyboner at hand!” *Tommy grins as he reaches down into his bag* “I never thought it would come to this… *he slowly pulls out a red 6inch dildo* I swore I’d never use this…* he hooks it onto his base* but you’ve pissed me off.”
*Cathie looks on with amazement as she hooks her beyboner onto her base* “LET HERRRRR JIZZZ!” Cries the announcer. They wrench the ripcords from the base. But as Tom does so, bolts of red lighting crackling from the shaft, balls, and head of his beyboner spinning it faster. First contact, a flash of red lighting, then BOOM! And a cloud of black smoke. As the smoke clears we see the red beyboner, still spinning, and pieces of Cathie’s blue beyboner scattered about the ring. Silence… then booming cheers from the crowd. “I CAN BELIEVE MY EYES! TOMMY’S BEYBONER COMPLETELY DESTROYED CATHIES!” Exclaims the announcer. *Cathie drops to her knees* “CAN CATHIE CONTINUE? DOES SHE HAVE ANOTHER BEYBONER?” *Cathie gets up and whispers in the referee’s ear* * the ref signals the forfeit* *the crowd goes wild* “Tommy is the new World Beyboner Champion!” Cries the announcer as the ref raises Tommy’s hand in triumph. Tommy, *glaring at Cathie* “never forget this…”