# Criminal Record

* **Murder**: In “[Butt Out](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Butt_Out)”, Cartman stabbed [Rob Reiner](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Rob_Reiner), essentially killing him. This can be considered self defense; Reiner had been trying to lynch him by gathering a mob. However, Rob Reiner does appear in a later episode proving he did not actually die. When he flash-backed to 1776 in “[I’m a Little Bit Country](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/I%27m_a_Little_Bit_Country)”, he brutally murdered a messenger boy with a log, although this was in his imagination, and therefore was not a real crime. He was also indirectly responsible for the murder of Mr. and [Mrs. Tenorman](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mrs._Tenorman) in “[Scott Tenorman Must Die](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Scott_Tenorman_Must_Die)”, and many others in “[Poor and Stupid](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Poor_and_Stupid)”. He shot and killed two members of the Chinese Mafia in “[Wing](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Wing)” but that was in self-defense. He murdered dozens of people while they were zombies and he didn’t have to do that as all he had to do was kill Kenny. He also electrocuted several Mexicans to death with a taser after soaking them in water in “[The Last of the Meheecans](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Last_of_the_Meheecans)”.
* **Prostitution**: After Kyle caused him to have a severe concussion and amnesia in “[Cow Days](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Cow_Days)”, he begins to think that he was a Vietnamese prostitute named Ming Lee and it is implied that he prostituted himself to [Leonardo DiCaprio](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Leonardo_DiCaprio). He also did this in “[Chickenlover](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Chickenlover)” and “[Freak Strike](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Freak_Strike)” but he did not have sex with anyone but actually pretended to be a prostitute.
* **Vandalism**: He mentions in “[The Death of Eric Cartman](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Death_of_Eric_Cartman)” that he had broken a man’s fence without telling him about it. He also destroyed most of the stuff in Butters’ room with a baseball bat in the same episode. He even did this in “[AWESOM-O](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/AWESOM-O)” when he messed up the entire Stotch house while trying to find a videotape Butters had. He T-p’ed a house in “[Toilet Paper](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Toilet_Paper)” and “[The Ring](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Ring)” and since Butters was put in jail for it Cartman would have but he was praised instead for being honest.
* **Manslaughter**: He accidentally bashed Kenny’s skull in “[Timmy 2000](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Timmy_2000)” with a frying pan while trying to hit a bug on his face. Though it was the [Ritalin](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Ritalin) side effects and a hallucination, he did not mean to legitimately murder Kenny. When he tried to kill [Timmy’s turkey](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Gobbles) with a stagelight in [Helen Keller! The Musical](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Helen_Keller!_The_Musical), it accidentally killed Kenny instead due to the fact that he rigged the wrong one.
* **Murder By Proxy**: In “[Scott Tenorman Must Die](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Scott_Tenorman_Must_Die)”, although he did not directly murder Scott’s parents, he did know that the situation he was putting them in would get them killed. He also conspired with Kenny to have [Sarah Jessica Parker](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Sarah_Jessica_Parker) murdered in “[The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Tale_of_Scrotie_McBoogerballs)”, resulting in her getting shot. He also tries multiple times to convince the others to kill Kyle. In “[Coon 2: Hindsight](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Coon_2:_Hindsight)”, “[Mysterion Rises](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mysterion_Rises)”, and “[Coon vs. Coon & Friends](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Coon_vs._Coon_%26_Friends)”, although Cartman does not directly murder anyone, he does manipulate [Cthulhu](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Cthulhu) in murdering hundreds of people whom he personally deems evil, which includes Hippies, Jews, the people of [San Francisco](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/San_Francisco), and [Justin Bieber](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Justin_Bieber). In “[Funnybot](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Funnybot)”, Cartman uses his German language skills, by talking into the Germans to kill Kyle, but this attempt failed. He even attempted to do this in “[Tsst](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Tsst)” when he kidnapped a student named [Billy Turner](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Billy_Turner) and forced him to play a [jigsaw](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saw_(franchise)) game by handcuffing his ankle to the school flagpole. Cartman secretly spiked poison in Billy’s lunch milk and told him that the poison would kill him unless he sawed off his own leg and got the antidote.
* **Enforced Suicide**: In “[T.M.I.](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/T.M.I.)”, Cartman was put in an anger management group and while there, he used his iPhone to send a series of text messages to the wife of the doctor who was trying to get a reaction out of him. These text messages placed the doctor’s wife in a very bad position because in these text messages, Cartman was forcing the doctor’s wife to commit suicide, in which she does so. It is unknown how he got the phone number of the doctor as he required one in order to make a text. He banished Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Timmy, Clyde, and [Token](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Token) to a “dark oblivion”, in “[Coon vs. Coon & Friends](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Coon_vs._Coon_%26_Friends)” in which Kenny was forced to get himself impaled on a spike under a cliff in order to save his friends. He does this again in “[Bass to Mouth](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Bass_to_Mouth)” when he tricks [Jenny Simons](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Jenny_Simons) into eating a cupcake Cartman secretly spiked a strong laxative into. He causes Jenny to crap her pants in class and as a result she attempts suicide. The suicide fails and she survives but in the process she suffers a fractured pelvis and had to be taken to the hospital. He even did it before Jenny’s accident when he caused one student to crap his pants so much that he needed new clothes from his mother therefore exposing him to the [Eavesdropper](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Eavesdropper) website and made him think on suicide but in the end he decided not to. A year before the “[Bass to Mouth](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Bass_to_Mouth)” Cartman caused the first incident of a student crapping his pants and then made a hazing ritual out of it, causing the kid to kill himself.
* **Animal Abuse**: In various episodes, he abuses [Mr. Kitty](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Kitty) whenever the cat attempts to get some of his food. In addition, it was noted in “[Douche and Turd](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Douche_and_Turd)” that Cartman broke [Kenny McCormick](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Kenny_McCormick)’s pet cat’s leg.
* **Attempted Murder**: He attempted to kill [Kyle](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Kyle_Broflovski), [Stan](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Stan_Marsh), & [Kenny](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Kenny_McCormick) in “[Toilet Paper](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Toilet_Paper)” using a wiffle bat, not comprehending the stupidity of the plan. He also attempted to fire on the President of FOX in [Cartoon Wars Part II](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Cartoon_Wars_Part_II), without realizing his gun wasn’t loaded. In “[Tsst](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Tsst)” he conspired to kill his own mother because he felt oppressed by her after she hired the Dog Whisperer [Cesar Millan](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Cesar_Millan) to deal with Cartman’s spoiled and bratty behavior. He also attempted to murder [Butters](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Butters) in “[The Last of the Meheecans](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Last_of_the_Meheecans)” in order to prevent him from crossing the U.S-Mexican border.
* **Attempted Genocide**: In “[The Passion of the Jew](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Passion_of_the_Jew)” he tries to exterminate the Jews, and in “[Ginger Kids](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Ginger_Kids)” he tries to get people to wipe out the Gingers. When he becomes one, he instead plans to kill all non-Gingers, not wanting to live out his whole life as a minority. In “[Coon 2: Hindsight](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Coon_2:_Hindsight)”, “[Mysterion Rises](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mysterion_Rises)”, and “[Coon vs. Coon & Friends](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Coon_vs._Coon_%26_Friends)”, Cartman along with [Cthulhu](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Cthulhu) attempt to wipe out the Jews by attacking assorted Jewish Temples.
* **Enforced Cannibalism**: In “[Scott Tenorman Must Die](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Scott_Tenorman_Must_Die)” Cartman tricks [a farmer](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Farmer_Carl_Denkins) into killing Scott Tenorman’s parents. Then Cartman takes the corpses and grounds them up into Chili so he could serve it to Scott Tenorman in the Chili Con Carne Festival. Cartman does so and therefore tricks Scott Tenorman into cannibalism. In “[A Ladder to Heaven](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/A_Ladder_to_Heaven)”, Cartman mistook [Kenny’s](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Kenny) ashes for chocolate milk mix and drinks him, and eventually became possessed by his soul.
* **Assault**: Done several times, although many of these are not crimes, but in fact just fighting with friends. He beats up Jimmy in “[Casa Bonita](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Casa_Bonita)” when Jimmy isn’t expecting it and, considering he’s handicapped, it could be a crime. In “[The Coon](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Coon)”, he also attacks a man and woman with the claws on his hands, scratching the man’s face up and causing the woman to run away in terror (he thought the woman was being raped). In “[Coon 2: Hindsight](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Coon_2:_Hindsight)” Cartman brutally assaults [Mintberry Crunch](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Bradley_Biggle) and Mosquito with the metal claws on his hands for absolutely no reason at all. Cartman does this again in “[Mysterion Rises](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mysterion_Rises)” when he beats up a little girl in an airport after she asked him what Mintberry Crunch was like. He attacks [Pip](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Pip_Pirrip) and Token with a rock causing to have their arms broken which is mild assault, but Cartman gets arrested for a hate crime instead.
* **Smuggling**: He became the leader of a fried chicken cartel in “[Medicinal Fried Chicken](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Medicinal_Fried_Chicken)”. However this does not count as a crime because the [KFC](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/KFC) was not really outlawed and really had some of the restaurants shut down.
* **Drug Possession**: In “[Crack Baby Athletic Association](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Crack_Baby_Athletic_Association)”, Cartman gave some crack to the babies that were diagnosed with fetal cocaine syndrome and then videotaped them playing with the bag of crack and put it on the internet. He also gave crack to a women who was addicted to cocaine and was pregnant with her child. The crack he possessed may had come from his mother and she was seen smoking it after having sex with two men in “[Jakovasaurs](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Jakovasaurs)”
* **Theft/Obstruction of Criminal Investigation**: Cartman stole the dead bodies of Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman off a crime scene while [Barbrady](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Barbrady) was investigating. It is also mentioned in “[About Last Night…](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/About_Last_Night…)”, where Cartman had stolen everyone’s televisions while they were out getting drunk on the streets.
* **Armed Robbery**: in “[Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Two_Days_Before_the_Day_After_Tomorrow)”, Cartman gets Kyle into a stickup. Cartman was pointing a gun at Kyle and demanded that Kyle give his [Jew Gold](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Jew_Gold) to Cartman. Kyle gives Cartman a bag of rocks first and then presumably throws another fake bag into the fire. In “[Go God Go XII](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Go_God_Go_XII)”, he robs two kids of their [Crank Prank Time Phone](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Crank_Prank_Time_Phone) with a laser gun which was presumably expensive.
* **Violation of Firearm Laws/Threatening with a deadly weapon**: The Glock pistol that Cartman carries is almost certainly illegal and unregistered. Although it is never explained where he obtained the gun, it is likely he obtained during the events of “[Wing](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Wing)” (the glock is the same gun he used to fight off the Chinese Triads during said episode). He constantly uses it to threaten people such as Kyle and the President of FOX in “[Cartoon Wars Part II](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Cartoon_Wars_Part_II)”. He also stole a taser from his mom in order to defend himself from [Trent Boyett](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Trent_Boyett) in “[Pre-School](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Pre-School)”
* **Arson**: In “[Pre-School](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Pre-School)”, Cartman and the boys tricked Trent Boyett into starting a fire, in which the boys believed they were able to put out with their own urine but were unable to. In “[Butt Out](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Butt_Out)”, Cartman and the boys were smoking outside school and threw their cigarettes away to avoid being caught by [Mr. Mackey](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Mackey), but the cigarettes landed near the school and accidentally set it on fire. However, all of these arson’s were accidental and unintentional. He did it again in “[1%](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/1%25)” but he committed this arson in his very own room. He was told to grow up so he ended up dividing his personality into all of his stuffed animals and then getting rid of the stuffed animals through brutal and weird ways. He did not mean to set his own room on fire and might had been sleepwalking when he did it. He caused the fire in order to get rid of [Peter Panda](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Peter_Panda).
* **Graverobbing**: in “[Korn’s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Korn%27s_Groovy_Pirate_Ghost_Mystery)”, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny unearthed [Kyle’s dead grandma](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Cleo_Broflovski) from a cemetery and planned to use it to scare the living daylights off a couple of [6th graders](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_6th_Graders). This brought up false rumors about some of the people in [South Park](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/South_Park_(Location)) having sex with corpses and brought the pirate ghost hysteria to a whole new level.
* **Hate Crimes**: He bashed Token’s head with a rock in “[Cartman’s Silly Hate Crime 2000](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Cartman%27s_Silly_Hate_Crime_2000)”, although he was later proven not to have done this to Token for racial reasons, and therefore was released from jail almost immediately after his arrest, but it still counts as a mild case of assault. However, his attempts against Jews, Hippies, Gingers, and non-Gingers while he thought he was one may count, as his motivations are specifically because they are members of this group. His actions with Cthulhu against Jews, Hippies, the people of San Francisco during the events of “[Coon 2: Hindsight](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Coon_2:_Hindsight)”, “[Mysterion Rises](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mysterion_Rises)”, and “[Coon vs. Coon & Friends](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Coon_vs._Coon_%26_Friends)”, Cartman along with [Cthulhu](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Cthulhu) perform numerous terrorist actions against assorted groups, cities and individuals could also be considered hate crimes.
* **Kidnapping and false imprisonment**: He locked Butters in a bomb shelter for three days in “[Casa Bonita](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Casa_Bonita)” and kidnapped 63 hippies and trapped them in his basement in “[Die Hippie, Die](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Die_Hippie,_Die)”. He also held the Hakeems prisoner in “[The Snuke](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Snuke)” (though this was government-sanctioned.) and he took Butters from the mental hospital without permission from officials in “[The Death of Eric Cartman](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Death_of_Eric_Cartman)”.
* **Unlicensed Surgery**: In “[Jared Has Aides](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Jared_Has_Aides)”**,** he, Stan, and Kyle performed unlicensed liposuction on Butters with a hose in order to get him thinner in hopes of getting money from a weight loss scam. They even framed Butters by simply running away and hiding, causing yet another grounding for Butters from his parents.
* **Terrorism**: Cartman admits to this when he is trying to get [*Family Guy*](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Family_Guy) pulled, both through threats from Islamic bombers and through threatening the FOX President with a hand gun. He also formed an anti-Chinese organization with Butters in “[The China Probrem](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_China_Probrem)”, and held an entire building full of hostages on the gun point, with Butters wounding 2 police officers and a civilian with badly aimed gunshots. His attempt to split up the U.S. through manipulating a drunken army of southerners to plunder towns and march on D.C. might also count, although this was not for political reasons so much as it was for making Stan and Kyle his slaves. In “[The Coon](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Coon)” he tries to bomb a hospital to lure out [Mysterion](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mysterion) by planting dynamite on it. He managed to set the explosives, but ditched the plot and decided helping Mysterion would be more preferable. In “[Coon 2: Hindsight](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Coon_2:_Hindsight)”, “[Mysterion Rises](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mysterion_Rises)”, and “[Coon vs. Coon & Friends](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Coon_vs._Coon_%26_Friends)”, Cartman along with [Cthulhu](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Cthulhu) perform numerous terrorist actions against assorted groups, cities and individuals. He also participated with his anger management classmates and [Randy Marsh](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Randy_Marsh) in “[T.M.I.](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/T.M.I.)” in terrorizing a Fed-Ex building and threatened to not release the hostages until their demands were met.
* **War Crimes**: The Drunken Southern Civil War army he led is seen looting, pillaging, attacking civilians, and burning down buildings. It is also implied by Cartman at one point his troops are raping women (When he offers Kenny a spot in his army he says: “Join me, and you shall have many plunders and women!”, although he does not specifically reference rape). He also employed at least two other child soldiers, Kenny and Butters.
* **Medical Terrorism**: In “[Tonsil Trouble](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Tonsil_Trouble)”, Cartman sneaks into Kyle’s room, draws the HIV contaminated blood from himself, and squirts it into Kyle’s mouth, giving him HIV in the process. This is medical terrorism because Cartman intentionally makes someone critically ill in order to satisfy a desire for revenge. The motive for this was that Kyle was laughing at Cartman in disbelief after hearing that his arch-nemesis received a deadly virus that would kill him within less than a decade. Cartman thought that Kyle was being insensitive and gave him the HIV virus so he would not laugh at Cartman anymore.
* **Violation and Obstruction of the Pure Food and Drug Act:** In “[Ass Burgers](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Ass_Burgers)”, Cartman pretends he has [Asperger’s syndrome](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Asperger%27s_Syndrome) by placing multiple hamburgers in his butt. He gave one to Kyle who liked the burgers a lot. Cartman then started a hamburger business in which he placed multiple hamburgers up his butt to give them the taste Kyle loved. He was later found out about this and his business was forced to shut down. This violates the Pure Food and Drug Act because Cartman put hamburgers up his butt and the sold them to customers. Since the burgers were up his butt, they were contaminated and might had some bacteria and E Coli in them, which is known to make people very sick. Some of the kids who ate the burgers might have gotten sick and some customers might have died from E coli. He does this again thrice in “[Bass to Mouth](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Bass_to_Mouth)” when he spiked laxatives into several cupcakes and tricked several students into eating them. He even does this in the same episode when he made the school faculty spike laxatives and horseradish into pizza in order to make the entire school crap their pants. He also did this to Mr. Mackey in the hallway and made him crap his pants and fart his whole body across the hallway.
* **Piracy**: In “[Fatbeard](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Fatbeard)”, he assembled several groups of Somalian pirates to plunder ships in increasingly aggressive ways, until all his pirates are shot to death by U.S. snipers. This crime in his criminal record is ignored by the government because they thought that Cartman was a hostage of the pirates due to his skin color.
* **Breaking and Entering**: In “[Tonsil Trouble](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Tonsil_Trouble)” and “[Mecha-Streisand](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mecha-Streisand)”, he broke into Kyle’s room. The purpose for this was to steal one of the 3 triangles of Zinthar and give Kyle HIV. He also broke into the veal ranch in “[Fun with Veal](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Fun_with_Veal)”. Cartman also broke into several houses in ” [About Last Night …](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/About_Last_Night…) “, in order to steal televisions.
* **Credit Fraud and Identity Theft**: In “[Fatbeard](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Fatbeard)” Cartman steals his mother’s credit card and uses it to buy plane tickets to Cairo for himself, Clyde, Butters, [Kevin](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Kevin_Stoley), and [Ike](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Ike_Broflovski).
* **Embezzlement**: In “[Probably](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Probably)”, Cartman starts his own church after he and the kids catch [Father Maxi](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Father_Maxi) having sex in the church confessional with Clyde Donovan’s aunt. Cartman made every kid in South Park into evangelists and asked for their money for charity. However, in reality, he was taking full advantage of them because he was actually taking all their money and was spending all of the supposed church money on himself. Therefore, it counts as embezzlement.
* **Underage Driving/Hit and Run**: In “[Poor and Stupid](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Poor_and_Stupid)”, Eric Cartman hijacked a race car and ran over several spectators and pit crew members, culminating in the deaths of eleven people. He later does this again, going off the race track and into a trailer campsite, presumably killing many people. In addition to all this, he purposely ran over another driver, Danica Patrick, on purpose after she was eliminated from the race.
* **Resisting Arrest**: In “[Cartman’s Silly Hate Crime 2000](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Cartman%27s_Silly_Hate_Crime_2000)”, Cartman escapes from custody after being found guilty of committing a presumed hate crime. Cartman bribes Kenny to drive him to Mexico in his battery operated kiddie car and therefore puts the police in a wild goose chase with it ending near the U.S/Mexico borderline. He does this again in “[Casa Bonita](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Casa_Bonita)” when Sheila and the boys found out that Cartman selfishly kidnapped Butters and locked him in a bomb shelter, therefore scaring all of South Park so Cartman could go to [Casa Bonita](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Casa_Bonita_(Location)) for Kyle’s 9th birthday. When Sheila says that the police were on their way to arrest Cartman for the kidnapping of Leopold “Butters” Stotch, Cartman runs into the restaurant and tries to avoid the police as much as he can while enjoying what Casa Bonita has to offer in the process. The chase therefore ends after Cartman tries one last ditch effort to resist arrest by jumping into a 20 foot waterfall only to get cornered and arrested.
* **Child Abuse**: In “[Crack Baby Athletic Association](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Crack_Baby_Athletic_Association)”, Cartman made some babies diagnosed with fetal cocaine syndrome play a game of basketball with a bag of coke and videotaped it. This counts as child abuse, because Cartman was making a profit out of this and did not give the babies any credit, which counts as slave labor.
* **Shoplifting**: In “[Poor and Stupid](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Poor_and_Stupid)”, Cartman goes to a local grocery store with Butters in hopes of finding Vagisil there. While in the store, Butters forgets to bring money with him to buy the [Vagisil](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Vagisil) because Cartman did not tell him to. Cartman then decides to ingest multiple Vagisil products in the store and then leaves without paying for the Vagisil.
* **Blackmailing, Framing, False Evidence**: In “[Coon 2: Hindsight](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Coon_2:_Hindsight)”, Cartman (a.k.a. [The Coon](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Coon_(character))) tries to blackmail [Captain Hindsight](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Captain_Hindsight), in order to have him join the superhero team. He also framed Trent Boyett twice in “[Pre-School](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Pre-School)” for arson and the assault of a teacher in order to get out of trouble and avoid his wrath for five years. He also commits blackmail in “[The Passion of the Jew](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Passion_of_the_Jew)” when he pressured Kyle into seeing the Passion Of the Christ and told him to have the Jews apologize for the death of Jesus. However, this kind of blackmail was emotional blackmail because Cartman did not threaten Kyle with extortion or with a videotape or photos. Another example of his blackmailing is shown in “[Cancelled](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Cancelled)” when the Joozian producers were caught having weird alien sex (They were sucking each others jagons while high on alien drugs) in front of him and the other boys. Kenny takes a picture of the Joozian’s doing this and Cartman takes advantage of this by using it as blackmail. However, this crime may not count because Cartman broke this law in another planet and was doing this in order to save Earth from being destroyed. Unfortunately, Cartman may be held accountable for this in the Intergalactic Justice system because he broke this law on another planet and may be an example of extradition. However, again, Cartman got his memory erased and could not remember anything about this blackmail at all. Also, in “[Cartman’s Incredible Gift](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Cartman%27s_Incredible_Gift)”, some people who had supernatural powers accused Cartman and his false ability of being a fraud and sued him. In order to avoid the lawsuit, Cartman intentionally framed this group of people for the murder of [Veronica Crabtree](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Veronica_Crabtree) and it caused the group to get arrested with one of their members killed by police. He even framed his mother in “[The Poor Kid](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Poor_Kid)” after he found out that his family has the second lowest income in South Park. He engineered a plan to get himself into a foster home by creating a meth lab in his backyard and framing his mom for it, therefore getting her arrested. The police however found out about this later and arrested Cartman and placed him in jail for two months
* **Torture**: In “[The Snuke](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Snuke)”, he used farts to torture the Hakeem family. However this does not count as actual torture because Cartman does not use any weapons but rather his own gas to annoy and provoke the Hakeem Family. What Cartman did to the Hakeem family was actually government sponsored and therefore is not branded into his criminal record. Unfortunately, in “[Tsst](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Tsst)”, Cartman kidnapped a student named Billy Turner and forced him to play a Jigsaw game. Cartman secretly spiked poison into Billy’s lunch milk and handcuffed him to a school flagpole. Then, Cartman forced Billy to torture himself by cutting off his own leg in order to get the antidote.
* **Fraud**/**Plagiarism**: In “[Christian Rock Hard](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Christian_Rock_Hard)”, he replaces the words ‘Baby’ in love songs with ‘Jesus’, which is plagiarism, and fraudulent as the band is not technically Christian rock. He also pretends to be mentally disabled twice in “[Le Petit Tourette](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Le_Petit_Tourette)” and in “[Up the Down Steroid](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Up_the_Down_Steroid)”. He also does this in “[Freak Strike](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Freak_Strike)” when Cartman decides to go on the [Maury Povich](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Maury_Povich) show and pretend to be an out of control teenage prostitute for the sole purpose of obtaining a valuable prize after Butters unintentionally scams him of one by appearing on the same show as a practical joke by the boys and with fake testicles attached to his chin.
* **Rape**: In “[Cartman Sucks](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Cartman_Sucks)”, he gave Butters a blowjob (technically) without his knowledge, and puts Butters’ penis in his mouth. It is also implied that he and his men raped women in “[The Red Badge of Gayness](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Red_Badge_of_Gayness)” and “[Fatbeard](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Fatbeard)”, but this is not proven.
* **Forceful Confinement:** During the events of “[Coon 2: Hindsight](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Coon_2:_Hindsight)”, “[Mysterion Rises](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Mysterion_Rises)”, and “[Coon vs. Coon & Friends](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Coon_vs._Coon_%26_Friends)”, he (as ‘The Coon’) forces Butters to stay in a small jail cell in his basement. He also locked away 63 hippies in his basement in “[Die Hippie, Die](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Die_Hippie,_Die)”.
* **Contempt of Court**: In “[Sexual Harassment Panda](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Sexual_Harassment_Panda)”, Cartman sues Stan for Sexual Harassment and then took full advantage of him in court. However, in this crime, Cartman was being used by Kyle’s father Gerald Broflovski so he could make money by telling Cartman to sue [South Park Elementary](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/South_Park_Elementary) too.
* **Vigilantism**: Due to Cartman’s attempts at crime fighting in “[The Coon](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Coon)” and his violent methods of dealing with crime, he is technically in violation of the law regarding vigilante actions. However, due to his constant ineffectual attempts, this is overlooked by South Park Authorities.
* **Submitting False Evidence**: In “[Dances With Smurfs](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Dances_With_Smurfs)”, Cartman uses the lie he made about [Wendy Testaburger](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Wendy_Testaburger) killing all of the Smurfs as the key plot device for his movie. He then uses the movie to frame Wendy by poorly dressing up as her and then doing the same thing he claimed that Wendy did. Not only did he provide a sneak peak for all of the students of South Park Elementary to see on his morning show, but he also released it on DVD and Blu-Ray to stores all across America. This lawbreaking led to the creation of the movie *Avatar*.
* **Slander**: In “[HUMANCENTiPAD](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/HUMANCENTiPAD)”, Cartman declared not only in general, but on national TV that his own mother Liane has “fucked him”, all because she refused to let him have an iPad. While he’s speaking figuratively, the audience and [Dr. Phil](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Dr._Phil) assume him to mean it literally. In a slightly less liable manner, Cartman also slandered Wendy in “[Dances With Smurfs](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Dances_With_Smurfs)”, he accuses her of being a slut, embezzling money from the school, genocide of the Smurfs and numerous other atrocities, but escapes legal liability by adding “allegedly” at the end. He also does this in “[The Snuke](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/The_Snuke)” when he told the CIA that the Hakeem Family were a group of terrorists. However, this lie serves a very good purpose because Cartman ended up stopping the British from invading America because of that lie.
* **Hitchhiking**: In ‘[Imaginationland](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Imaginationland)”, Cartman hitchhikes to Washington D.C to get Kyle to suck his balls, but in the State of Colorado, hitchhikers can face up to two years in prison.
* **Theft**: In “[A Ladder to Heaven](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/A_Ladder_to_Heaven)”, when the boys are building the ladder to Heaven, Cartman steals a seat from [Mr. Garrison](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Herbert_Garrison)’s car. Cartman mentions that Mr. Garrison didn’t throw away his car, so he obviously didn’t do it with permission.
* **Child Pornography**: In “[Safe Space](https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Safe_Space)” he tells Kyle, he has taken and published photo of his penis on the intenet.