I’m so sick of fucking swag bro CoD kiddies playing nothing but the newest turd-poopson-shitter and… eugh… FIFA,,, every year overlooking amazing Games like Hollow Knight. Hollow Knight was made by an absolutely tiny team of Australians, didn’t even know those fucks had internet to download Unity, and what they made was amazing. It’s an expansive 2D Metroidvania style game with a dark and moody atmosphere not dissimilar to Dark Souls that’s undercut by cute cartoon bug characters and sound effects. But don’t let that deceive you, Hollow Knight’s platforming and combat challenges are just that- challenging. It’s an amazing game and Team Cherry deserve to be fucking knighted by the Queen for creating it. I’m just so fucking sick of swag bros on /r/nintendoswitch posting shit like “I recommend Breath of the Wild” or “I wish Earth Defense Force Shadow of New Despair would get a Switch port” like shut the fuck up??? Bitch ass hoe ass… fuck you???? Like dud seriously fuck you if you overlook this game, it’s so fucking good and people really can’t get over it being 2D or something? NOT EVERY GAME HAS TO BE IN 3D!!! Hollow Knight would SUCK in 3D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But Oh Oh Oh MARIO turned out just fine in 3D so let’s go BING BING WAHOO I COLLECT THE COINS WAH HA god damn I’m fucking pissed. It’s just so fucking unfair bros. Hollow knight is phenomenal but these swag idiot gamer bros will just go “Bro FIFA 19 is actually good on Switch no Frostbite LOL” or “Persona 5 R is definitely a Nintendo Switch port because the Switch logo is red and Persona 5’s main color is red!” which is just fucking stupid kid let me tell you something you know what else is red MARIO’S HAT?????????????????? IDIOT. These swag gamer bros are so fucking dumb that I have to explain this to them, this is why Sonic is better than Mario. Yeah he’s had some rough games but Sonic Mania is great. Anyway I don’t want to spend too long talking about Sonic when the point of this post is to spread awareness about Hollow Knight, which I think I’ve adequately defended here today on this sub. Here’s the short and skinny of it: Hollow Knight is an amazing game that any Switcher or video game player in general should allow themselves to experience, even if they’re generally not into 2D or Metroidvania style games, and I’m sick and tired of these stupid idiots on /r/Nintendoswitch saying retarded shit like “I wish Lair would get a Switch port” like dude you’re literally the only mongoloid who wants a fucking Lair port to Switch, that game sucks dude. Tie a rope around your neck and swing like you’re Spider-Man. Fellate a shotgun and make it cum like your name’s Kobain you fucking idiot. Lair? Christ. Play Hollow Knight instead. Or Dark Souls, it’s like Hollow Knight but came first and well it’s actually pretty different so I won’t get into it now. Maybe I’ll post about it later. So anyway yeah that’s why I love Hollow Knight, I got hooked immediately (Bapa nada LOL) and have put over 200 hours into it since I started, plus another 600 on Steam since I got it there first. I love the Switch version because I can take it anywhere. Actually that kind of bit me in the ass because I ended up taking it to the learning center on my campus and played Hollow Knight instead of studying, and I got B’s on all my finals last year. Kind of a bummer but at least I wasn’t playing some shit like Battlefield V, more like Bad Defiled Fire. Of a game. Hollow Knight is much better. Shooter games like Battlefield and Call of CoD are so dumbed down, it definitely takes more skill to play Hollow Knight. And now that I’m thinking about it, my hall’s RA put up a Fortnite Themed display in our hall where all the different skins were describing a different study method, yeah? Like John Wick was like “Spends more time organizing notes than studying” which is funny because back then players with that skin were known for building giant forts in like one second. Anyway some dude printed out a picture of the PUBG guy and captioned it with some shit like “PUBG: The original, and skill-based.” Like wtf dude? How fucking pathetic do you have to be to do that? To get an epic pwn on Fortnite by putting up PUBG propaganda in one hall in one dorm on one college campus? Christ. Dude should’ve been playing Hollow Knight anyway. I don’t think you need to be playing any other game when Hollow Knight really delivers the goods on pretty much any gameplay department. Except being 3D and shooting, which are both overrated, well shooting not but the 3D thing is annoying. Like my favorite games are Megaman 2, Mario 3, Earthbound, Undertale, Celeste, and Hollow Knight, and those games aren’t even 3D! There are segments of some of them where skewed perspective and the like are supposed to evoke a feeling of traversing through a 3D environment, and Hollow Knight even does something like this by making backgrounds look faraway in the backgrounds, but they don’t actually require the Z axis because they’re amazing games made by amazing game developers who knew how to make a great 2D game rather than jumping on the CoD train and making a shitty 3D one. Like think about it what if Hollow Knight was developed as a CoD clone? It would suck! So anyway sorry to get off topic, Hollow Knight is epic and it’s seriously underrated and often overlooked in favor of other games like Breath of the Odyssey or……… MADDEN…. UGGHGHGHGHGHHH….. and it shouldn’t be! Hollow Knight deserves much more attention than it gets. So if you didn’t know about Hollow Knight before this post, then please do yourself an epic win and download Hollow Knight from the Nintendo eShop or Steam today! Nowhere else. I love me some Hollow Knight and PC gaming, but I really would prefer it if I wasn’t personally responsible for anyone spending money on any other gaming platform that wasn’t Nintendo. Also don’t buy it off Discord or Epic if they end up getting the rights to sell Hollow Knight. Those are both cringe cancer digital storefronts and a fragmented market, especially if there ends up being exclusives on certain storefronts, is only worse for us as consumers long-term, even if it’s good for developers and publishers short-term. I mean you could always shop on one exclusively, I’m just saying that you shouldn’t buy games across multiple platforms because Steam has shown time and again that even with an effective monopoly they’re still willing to treat consumers much much much better than they have to. Anyway yeah just play Hollow Knight and goodnight, I have to get up early tomorrow so I can put in some Hollow Knight before I ram my car into the Dominos at 80MPH. I’ve worked out where the kitchen is, and I hope that the head-on impact with all that heavy equipment will kill me while also getting back at Dominos. I got hung up on by someone at that location. No none of you can have my Switch or my PC when I die. My PC I’m leaving to my brother and my Switch will be in my cargo pants pocket when I collide with the Dominos so it’ll probably be broken and I put in my will that I want it buried with me alongside my Hollow Knight plushie and for my hard drive full of weird porn to be destroyed without looking at it.