Nana: I’m gonna say the n-word.

Skipper: That’s racist, you can’t say the n-word!

breaking glass and car skidding as nana promptly collides with the car

Skipper: Mrs. Obama, I’ve done it. I’ve stopped racism.

Michelle Obama: Thank you Skipper, now I am free to roam this earth.

Donald Trump: Not if I have anything to say about it, and I do! I’m gonna say the n-word!

Skipper: Mrs. Obama, get down!

Donald Trump: Nigga.

the white house abruptly exploding

Skipper: Mrs. Obama, where are you? Are you okay?

Donald Trump: She is no longer with us, Skipper. And with her death, I am finally free to say the n-word whenever I want.

Martin Luther King Jr.: Not if I have anything to say about it, Trump, and I do. Prepare for my civil rights beam.

Martin Luther King Jr. uses his civil rights beam and music starts playing as Donald Trump is screaming in agony

Donald Trump: Skipper, my son, you wouldn’t let me die, would you?

Skipper: Shut up, cracker.

Donald Trump screaming and dissolving into dust

Skipper: Hey Kowalski, who’s that guy in front of us rising out of the water?

Barack Obama: It is I, Barack Obama.

Kowalski: Mr. Obama? What are you doing here?

Barack Obama: I have come to exempt my revenge on you penguins for allowing my wife to die at the hands of Donald Trump.

Kowalski: But Mr. Obama, we did everything we could.

Barack Obama: I’ve already made up my mind.

Skipper: Mr. Obama, don’t do it. This won’t bring Michelle back.

Barack Obama: Nigga.

the penguins’ airship explodes and the penguins scream for the help of god

Skipper: Skipper’s log, number 32: Barack Obama has struck us out of the sky by saying the n-word.

Kowalski: It just doesn’t make sense skipper, Obama would never say the n-word.

Skipper: I don’t understand it either Kowalski, but some things you just gotta live with. Unless, Donald Trump, I should’ve known it was you.

Donald Trump inside of Barack Obama: Skipper, my son, I see you’ve discovered my master plan. Now that I have taken over Obama’s body, I have free reign to say the n-word whenever and however I please.

Skipper: So what you’re saying is that you’re inside of another man?

Donald Trump inside of Barack Obama: Why yes, I suppose you could say that.

Skipper: But Mr. Trump, wouldn’t that make you gay?

Donald Trump inside of Barack Obama: No, this can’t be!

Donald Trump’s screams of anguish becoming more and more distant

Skipper: Well boys, we did it. Racism is no more.

Barack Obama: Hello Skipper.

Skipper: Mr. Obama, what are you doing here?

Barack Obama: I came to thank you for your great service to this country.

Skipper: No thanks neccesary Mr. Obama.

Barack Obama: As a token of my gratitude, I’d like to give you the n-word pass.

Skipper: Mr. Obama, it is an honor to call you my nigga.

Barack Obama: And as to you, old friend.

(after [**u/legomountaineer**](https://www.reddit.com/user/legomountaineer)**)**