X-WINGS
DEATH STAR
GRAND MOFF TARKIN
TIE FIGHTERS
MON MOTHMA’S BACK
PRINCESS LEIA
ADMIRAL ACKBAR
oh no th-that was somebody else it was a different Mon Calamari
oh I thought they cast the same actor and he just gained a bunch of weight between the last film and this one
oh, oh no Admiral Ackbar is not a real perso-
ALDERAAN
AT-AT WALKERS
WE GO BACK TO YAVIN IV
REMEMBER THE REBEL BASE?
I CLAPPED, I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW DARTH VADER
AT-ST’S, AT-ST’S
LUCASFILM LOGO
A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY BUT NO TITLE CRAWL,
OH WELL
I APPLAUDED IT FOR BEING DIFFERENT
IT BROKE NEW GROUND
TIE FIGHTERS AS WELL AS X-WINGS
YOU’LL-BE-DEAD GUY AND PUNDU BUBU
PONDA BABO
BUTT-FACE
LIGHTSABER
JIMMY SMITS
BASIL OREGANO PLAYED BY JIMMY SMITS
HE’S PRINCESS LEIA’S NON-BIOLOGICAL FATHER HE GOT BLOWED UP ON ALDERAAN
ALDERAAN
THAT’S THE PLANET THAT GETS BLOWED UP
AT-ST’S, AT-ST’S
C-3PO AND R2D2 SHOWED UP AND I CLAPPED
I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THEM TOO
I CLAPPED BECAUSE I KNOW STAR WARS I KNOW WHAT THAT IS
THIS IS GOLD LEADER, WE’RE STARTING FOR THE TARGET SHAFT NOW
GRAND MOFF TARKIN
LIGHTSABER
BLUE MILK
LIGHTSABER
STAR DESTROYERS
I’M GONNA CUM
DID YOU CLAP AT ANY OF THE NEW MOMENTS AND MEMORABLE CHARACTERS?
WERE THERE ANY?
NO
I CLAPPED WHEN DARTH VADER TURNED ON HIS RED LIGHTSABER
HOLY SHIT, THERE WAS A RED LIGHTSABER AND HE USED THE FORCE
OH MY GOD