X-WINGS

DEATH STAR

GRAND MOFF TARKIN

TIE FIGHTERS

MON MOTHMA’S BACK

PRINCESS LEIA

ADMIRAL ACKBAR

oh no th-that was somebody else it was a different Mon Calamari

oh I thought they cast the same actor and he just gained a bunch of weight between the last film and this one

oh, oh no Admiral Ackbar is not a real perso-

ALDERAAN

AT-AT WALKERS

WE GO BACK TO YAVIN IV

REMEMBER THE REBEL BASE?

I CLAPPED, I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT

I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW DARTH VADER

AT-ST’S, AT-ST’S

LUCASFILM LOGO

A LONG TIME AGO IN A GALAXY FAR, FAR AWAY BUT NO TITLE CRAWL,

OH WELL

I APPLAUDED IT FOR BEING DIFFERENT

IT BROKE NEW GROUND

 TIE FIGHTERS AS WELL AS X-WINGS

YOU’LL-BE-DEAD GUY AND PUNDU BUBU

PONDA BABO

BUTT-FACE

LIGHTSABER

JIMMY SMITS

BASIL OREGANO PLAYED BY JIMMY SMITS

HE’S PRINCESS LEIA’S NON-BIOLOGICAL FATHER HE GOT BLOWED UP ON ALDERAAN

ALDERAAN

THAT’S THE PLANET THAT GETS BLOWED UP

AT-ST’S, AT-ST’S

C-3PO AND R2D2 SHOWED UP AND I CLAPPED

I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW THEM TOO

I CLAPPED BECAUSE I KNOW STAR WARS I KNOW WHAT THAT IS

THIS IS GOLD LEADER, WE’RE STARTING FOR THE TARGET SHAFT NOW

GRAND MOFF TARKIN

LIGHTSABER

BLUE MILK

LIGHTSABER

STAR DESTROYERS

I’M GONNA CUM

DID YOU CLAP AT ANY OF THE NEW MOMENTS AND MEMORABLE CHARACTERS?

WERE THERE ANY?

NO

 I CLAPPED WHEN DARTH VADER TURNED ON HIS RED LIGHTSABER

HOLY SHIT, THERE WAS A RED LIGHTSABER AND HE USED THE FORCE

OH MY GOD