I’m still getting ready for work but while I can I’d like to teach you what a rectum is. It’s where poop lives between bathroom breaks. If there were an intact ping pong ball in there, you could just poop. The funny little scenarios on scrubs where someone goes to the ER with items in their butt are entertaining but there in your entire story was not one reason for him to go to the ER.

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Moron,

You are making up a story and I am calling you out on it. I assume I’m the only one between us with a medical background. Nobody chooses to go to the ER to show a nurse their butt for an object that would obviously pass on its own. You are parroting ideas you’ve seen on TV and it makes you an idiot for claiming its a true story.