Go fuck yourself, Autobot. If people have a mental illness and sin by being gay, it only makes sense to just rape them. Being raped is very scarring and often messes with people’s sexuality. People who are sexually abused in their youth have unpure sexualities later on.

The opposite is also true. You can fix someone’s sexuality and make it normal again. We can have legalized rape for gays where we can rape them and psychologically change their sexuality to align with Gods. It has to be anal rape though, as that will cause the most pain and will be more effective at fixing their mental illness. It might be a little scarring for them, but it will be in a contained environment with all their loved ones there with them.

I say when every openly gay person turns 14, they should be brought into a government care facility and one or more volunteers will penetrate them anally without their consent. It will be like a sort of sexual baptism to help them heal and escape the horrors of going against God’s will. All participants will be scanned for STDs before the procedure begins.

It’s a really fun and hands-on approach to help people cleanse their sexual sins. Most people when they turn 14 want to be raped anyway. I mean, for crying out loud, it’s sex! It feels great! My proposal is a human practice, and nothing is more important than the subjects’ comfort and safety.

I’m sure I can’t be the only one who thinks this. Who’s with me? I really hope we can get the government to approve our wonderful idea for our youth!