I ejaculated pure blood for about 3 weeks once. The worst 3 weeks of my life. My urologist told me to keep masturbating to ‘flush’ it out and speed up recovery. Every wank was torture; cruel, nervous anticipation about whether or not it’d be blood or semen. Anticipation which, ironically, made maintaining an erection incredibly difficult and thus prolonged the entire regrettable process threefold. Have you ever had to masturbate against your will? I felt like I was being forced to jack off at gunpoint for 3 weeks – held hostage by an AV malformation somewhere in my genital tract which was causing fresh, liquid blood riddled with clots to painfully shoot out of my dick whenever I came. The first time that I had a clear ejaculation was truly one of the most spiritual and happiest moments of my life. It was like I’d been born again. I will never take the colour of my semen for granted again. Beautiful pearl, occasionally with a hint of off-white. Perfect. Apparently there’s not an insignificant chance that the AV malformation will once again rear its ugly head and I’ll shoot blood for a while. But I feel that I’m better prepared for it this time. Until then, I will savour my natural, raw-egg-white ejaculate.