Ben Shapiro is a graceful, beautiful man who loves violin and also destroying libtards. We all know who he is and what he’s about. To show you the real side of Benjamin Shapirostein, I’ll need to take you back.

Way back during World War II, Dr. Benjamin S.J.W. Shapirostein Sr. was born. This was Ben’s father. He is more known as Jesus Christ but we’ll get into that in a later story. Dr. Shapirostein lived his early days bashing the skulls of any simpleton who didn’t wanna have a Vietnamese war. Dr. Shapiro, for short, fought in the Vietnam War, killing %79.382 of all Vietnamese soldiers that died in the war by using pure facts. After the war he settled down with a binary woman by the name of Fran Wanker. He then plunged his patriotic peen into her Republican vag to make the second cumming of Jesus Christ himself, Ben Shapiro.

Ben Shapiro in his early life knew nothing short of destroying idiotic left-wingers who would even dare to lift a finger against his pure Harvard-grade knowledge. One time, some cuck libtard tried to rebuttal at Shapiro, age 9, but Ben merely looked in his general vicinity and the libtard’s puny community college level brain imploded on itself killing him on impact. After that, people began to bow down to Lord Shapiro, Libtard Slayer of the America’s, as he was called, when he walked past them. Then, here it is, the 2016 Presidential Election. Trump. Hillary. Ben. Lord Shapiro started destroying libbies left and right. The Alt-Left had no clue what to do about the God of Knowledge that stands before them. They were cornered. Lord Shapiro and Donald the Almighty teamed together to take down the Libtard Army with their Goddess Hillary to take America back from libtardation.

On the night of election day, they win. Lord Shapiro and Donald the Almighty have defeated Killary Klingon and her left wing activist army. Lord Shapiro stepped down as the Libtard Destroyer God of the GOP. He gave the title to Donald the Almighty. But despite this, Ben Shapiro still roams America to this day, destroying all libtards he encounters.