Awhile back black mirror had an episode where a dude had to fuck a pig to save some princess? It was filmed and everyone saw it.

Now dont get me wrong, id need viagra and blind fold or something, itd be miserable but ID FUCK THAT PIG.

Even if it weren’t a princess or person of importance, its a damn human life, with loved ones and hopes and bla bla bla.

I gotta put my dick in a pig to save someone? People gotta see it? Fuck em, Id do it with pride.

If any one of you is gonna be killed unless someone fucks a pig, give me a call.

Edit: I asked like 50 people (online) and everyone said they wouldn’t