Waiter tonight learned a valuable lesson. Dont judge a book by jts cover.. i know i know i look like fuggin grizzly addams but that dont give you no right to assume i never eaten at an italian rest. 😂 wrong move bucko. The moment you said ‘ ya know when you eat out at an italian rest you can take home the food’ this was on top of him being a cocky lil shit because my lil pinup is a sweet southern bell.. guess what motherfucker im not im the fuckin lion in nyc gritty son of a bitch who put you in your place tonight.

After his dumbass said that about taking home the food i said very clearly and loudly
STATAZIT UALLIO CHI FEI O CHI SEI!?

Edit: abruzzo Dialectic translation of that is something like ‘shutyourfuckinface are you a total fucking idiot or do you just play one in real life?’

Which he had no clue what i said but some of the mexican cooks over heard and started laughing… guess they knew a bit of italian

That dumbfounded look on his face

I then said. ‘ Oh… No Parle Italiano?’ To which he kinda sheepishly laughed

And then in english i said ‘realize you never know who your customer is now go get my bread…cafone’

He never came back.. gm came over apoogized for him and said he would send over another waiter

Rest of the night went very well 🙂

Inb4 he wa having a bad night and you dont knownif he was just trying to be informative to get an extra tip… nah deqdass he was being a cocky fuck and he got put in his place. D’z graziadu