Hello ItsTheRubyNess, it’s nice to meet you, but it’s even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total, and I specialize in stickin’ it straight up the fuckin’ culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them ova, I open their cheeks nice n’ wide, I get a nice clear view of the colon, prostate, and the coccyx, and I knuckle-fuck them all the way up to the palm, right up the butt-cunt, so they feel a burning sensation deep in the ass-pussy like IcyHot™. Bastion is a way of life for me; I never change my character, fuck you. If at any point during the match you want me to change characters, I gladly suggest you go fuck yourself. I follow absolutely no type of team composition. If you want to give orders, give them to each other, don’t you dare bring that shit to me. All I know how to do is go in there, get a lotta poo-poo on my Peter, and a lot of shit on my dick, from sticking it straight up their ass. Now let’s go, team.