So basically, the other day, I was like, hmm. Pickles are so weird. Why do they even exist. Why do people like them so much. I wonder what a pickle tree looks like and why they make them in pickle jars and not just sell them in packages/by themselves on the shelves like every other fruit or vegetable. So I look it up and it turns out that pickles ARE cucumbers. Are you fucking kidding me? How come NO TEACHER has EVER told me this? I am just so disappointed. If its a cucumber then why the fuck are some of them so much tinier than one? Don’t even get me started on zucchinis, holy shit. FUCK this. And FUCK cucumbers. Such a useless fruit anyway. What do you even use them for, putting them on your eyes to rest on a spa day because they are wet? FUCK OFF. CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT? AND I JUST REALIZED THERE IS NOT ONE JAR THAT SAYS: “picked straight off the pickle tree” This is so ridiculous please everyone spread the word that pickles are NOT pickles, pickles are cucumbers.