I asked my girl out to prom and she said `400 Bad Request`. So I asked her if she wanted to go on a date and she said `402 Payment Required`. So I asked if she wanted to get dirty and she said `403 Forbidden`. Later I came home and I asked her where she was and she said she was `410 Gone`. I asked why I wasn’t good enough in the bedroom and she said `411 Length Required` and `425 Too Early`

That’s when I realized she was a robot. I instantly grew three sizes that day. We went to the bedroom and she said `413 Payload Too Large`

Then I realized she was under age when she said `451`