My progeny Jonathan, I reiterate my scion Jonathan.
Yes my male guardian who satiates and nourishes me and consequently refer to as Father? For what reason do you require that I give my undivided attention for?
Have you been consuming the sugar, a saccharine crystalline substance obtained from plants consisting essentially of sucrose, in secrecy while not being under my supervision?
You are under the pretense that I have man in cognation to his natural child, however that is not the case.
You would dare fabricate this falsity that you have not consumed the sucrose for plants,especially sugar cane and sugar beet? To your own father?
I reiterate my precedent point that these verbal expressions or assertions that something is the case, most mendacious.
If this is to be true, please present your vacuous space within a solid object, in particular the human oral feature, Jonathan.
I experience this humorous ordeal facetious and consequently express it through cachinnation.