Stolen generously from a discord arguement

  The founding fathers of this world have united to discuss whether a hot dog is a sandwich. The first one makes an argument: “A sandwich is simply meat between two slices of bread.” “Good point,” said the other father. “but can you not have a sandwich without bread?” He asks The third father decided to speak up: “True, you can have a sandwich without meat. But meat is the main part of a sandwich” He stated. the fourth father, filled with wisdom, decided to make his point: “So a hamburger is considered a sandwich, but a hotdog is not?” The third father began to speak again: “True, a hamburger is simply a sandwich on steroids. But does this mean a hotdog is a sandwich?” The first father spoke again: “A hotdog bun isn’t even two slices of bread! it is simply a bun with a cut in the middle.” The third father chimed in: But sandwiches don’t have to be two separate slices of bread. How do you explain open faced sandwiches?” There was pandemonium throughout the fathers. Fistfights broke out, and they nearly killed the third father. They just couldn’t figure out if a hotdog was a sandwich. all of a sudden, a large figure appeared overhead. It was the grand hotdog god! they spoke in a booming voice: “A hotdog is considered neither a sandwich or not a sandwich. A hotdog is similar to a sandwich, but not one. Those who believe the hotdog is a sandwich are correct. But those who believe that they are not are also correct.” “Impossible!” shouted the second father. “That can’t be!” Shouted the fourth.***\[*****1:54 PM*****\]***The hotdog god spoke once more: “The hotdog was never created to be a sandwich, but then again, neither was the sandwich itself. You see, my children, a hotdog is meant for you to enjoy, and not think of as a sandwich or not a sandwich. It is simply a food for mortal beings to enjoy.” the four fathers were shocked by this outcome of their question. they had no Idea the answer would come from the god of hotdogs himself! Their question wasn’t completely answered though. they had come to see whether a hotdog was or was not a sandwich! was it not their right to know this secret? They needed answers! “I do not accept your answer!” Yelled the second father. “I came to find the answer, not some cruel riddle you have laid out for me!” “I second that!” Said the third father. “I third that!” Said the fourth father. The first father said nothing, for he was at peace with his answer. the other fathers didn’t like that he was content and they weren’t, so they killed him. The hotdog god, after seeing this revolting action by the fathers, had no other choice. He had to tell the secret. “all right.” Boomed the hotdog god.”I’ll tell you the secret. The hotdog…” but he was cut off. the fathers had all already killed each other before the hotdog god could tell them the secret. beneath him lay the four bodies of the fathers, still unknowing of the answer. The hotdog god couldn’t live with himself, after all the suffering that happened at this place. He vowed to never reveal the secret, never let anyone know. To this day, the secret of whether the hotdog is a sandwich is still unknown…