Hi all! Throwaway because I don’t wanna deal with the women hating forced birthers who jerk their dicks off to clumps of cells 🤷‍♂️

so the ladies here know that “fucking hell” feeling when we get our periods especially when we had an event coming up? Well the pregnancy test was positive so that was basically my reaction since we did use a condom and all that jazz. I went about my day and procrastinated a little bit to make the call to PP bc I felt lazy and the parasite who took camp in my uterus wasn’t gonna get very far for a few hours I did my errands. Finally after a wonderful summer day and evening I finally got around to making the parasite removal appointment

demon removal day arrives and I get all dolled up since fuck it maybe the person who does the demon exorcist will be cute and then we’ll end up fucking and I’ll be back to this position (kidding kidding)

removal went swimmingly and I felt like I had some extreme period cramps for a few hours but after the pain past I got some Chinese food and binge watched Netflix

The next day my friends got me a cake that said “not a baby shower – congrats on your removal” since we did something similar to another friend who got an abortion a few months prior

it’s been an amazing experience and I’m happy to have had such a positive happy support system. I didn’t lose sleep over removing a parasitic alien demon who decided to win among all the other sperm in the condom and invade my uterus. Did it ask my consent to take over my body? No? Well then I didn’t have to ask it consent before I removed it. Hope this inspired other women of the sub to never feel ashamed about making a medical decision that is ONLY her business and her business ONLY!

Much love everyone <3