Puto?
I’ll start with the guy on the left, kneesox let’s call him, POW one bullet to the sternum, a .44 round won’t be bothered by a little layer of bone, he’s dead so now I gotta get “tubs”, he’s a big guy so it’ll take more to kill him, might want to take this one hand-to-hand, I’ll just step in with my left foot and stun him with a jaw strike, heh he’s already fallin like a tub of bricks, one more crushing blow to the neck oughta do it, yeah he didn’t even have time to wheeze,
next guy is snake hand jackson, he’s got a snake hand, speed’s what I need here, good thing I’ve trained for this, obliterated, another one bites the dust, El Whisper is a subtle taco, cheesy at first but spicy when all’s said and done, if I’m not careful he’ll sneak up and give it to me, light touch should blow him away, easy breezy,
Now it’s getting tough, Briggs has a body of steel that he works out twice a day, real tough guy, it’s a good thing tough guys aren’t used to emotional attacks, I’ll just screw his girlfriend when he isn’t looking, just what I thought, shattered like a tub of bricks, heh, cucked, next up is Towering Jackson, he’s got laser eyes and his height gives him a good vantage point, won’t be so tall without that head though, my gun that shoots katanas ought to do the trick, last on the line is Knuckle Crackin Gavin, one punch and I’m a piece of latin-american history, this guy’s spent so much time in the boxing ring I bet he can’t stand the sight of a gun, my katana that shoots rifles ought to do the trick
Finally, it’s the big bad, the unmasked, the leader of the hang with a penchant for performance, Face, he’s a master of disguise, so even if I think he’s dead, it may just be a trick, I’ll have to find some way to trap him, he won’t suspect an innocent dollar, well he wants a dollar, I’ll give him a dollar, I’ll bury him in dollars, didn’t stand a chance