I know the title sounds bad, but please just listen before judging me. I (35M) was at the DMV, where I heard this old lady (75F) say she needed a glass of water. I initially ignored her claims as her younger companion, (40F) probably her daughter, went to fetch the water. She came back moments later and said the water at the DMV was contaminated with lead. I sprang to action, hoping to save this lady’s life by hydrating her. I tackled her and pried her mouth open. I shoved my man part down her mouth and peed (sticky and white) all the way in her mouth. When I couldn’t pee anymore the police came and took me away.

So Reddit? AITA?