What the fuck did you just fucking say about EU4, you little civ player? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Prussian Space Marines, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Kebab, and I have over 300 confirmed removals of kebab. I am trained in mercenary warfare and I’m the top great power in the entire old world. You are nothing to me but just another OPM. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking shit about EU4 over the Internet? Think again, Civ player. As we speak I am building a spy network in your country and claims are being fabricated on you right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your country. You’re fucking dead, you OPM. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can annex you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my peace offer. Not only am I extensively trained in destroying the Big Blue Blob, but I have access to the entire arsenal of my ally’s Condottieri and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable country off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” shit-talk was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn minor. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, civ player.