Gimme ☝🙇 gimme ♂‼ chicken 🐓 tendies, 🔥🍗 Be they 👥 crispy or from 🙃 Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy 🌗 points, 📝👁 on 🔛👇 Kid’s 🤓👶 Meal ball ⚽🥜 pit burger 🍔🍔 joints. 🌳🌳 Mummy lifts me 💋😎 to 💦 the 🏠🍄 car, To find 👁🔍 me tendies near and 💰 far. 💶🆘 Enjoy my 😎 tasty tendie treats, in 〽 comfy big ⬆ boy 👦👉 booster seats. 💺💺 McDonald’s, Hardee’s, Popeye’s, Cane’s, But of my 👇♀ tendies ❤ none remains. ♂ She tries 😤😤 to make 🛠💰 me 😥 take 🤳 a 👌 nappy, But 👏🍑 sleeping doesn’t make me 💦 happy. 😜 Tendies ❤😍 are the 📚📩 only food, 🍆 That 😐 puts 😍 me in the 👏‼ napping mood. I’ll scream 😱😱 and 💕 shout 😤 and make a 💯 fuss, I’ll scratch, I’ll 👨 bite, I’ll even 😒 cuss! Tendies 👌🐓 are my ⛓ heart’s 😘 desire, Fueled by 😈👀 raging, hungry fire. Mummy 👩 sobs and wails 😭😭 and 💰 cries, 😢 But 🍑🍑 tears 😭💦 aren’t tendies, 👌 nugs or fries. My 😀👫 good-boy 😇👀 points 😘 were 🚶👶 fairly earned, To 💦 buy the 🅿🕵 tendies 🐓👌 that I’ve 💰 yearned. But 👹 there’s ✔👌 no tendies on my plate! 🍽 Did mummy 👱💁 think 💩 that I’d 👈🙋 just 💭💢 ate? “TENDIES TENDIES 🐔🍗 GET 😩 THEM 😑 NOW, 😱🔬 YOU FAT, 🥜👊 UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!” I 😏👁 screech 🗣 while 💯 hurling into 😩👉 her 🔛 eyes, 👀 My 👉 foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper 💩 surprise. For 🔞 she who is 🤡 un-pooped 👦 on 🔛 is 🈶💯 she who remembers: Never forget 😐❌ my chicken 🐓🐓 tenders. 🍗