I 🙋just put two 2⃣ pencils ✏️✏️ on my desk.

And then I put two ✌️ more ✏️✏️✏️✏️ 😯😯😯 pencils on my 🙋 desk.

Stay with me 🙋… then I put *one* 1⃣ more pencil ✏️✏️✏️✏️✏️ on my 💁 desk.

Hang 🤗🤗🤗 on… it gets better 😜😜😜. THEN 😮😮😮, I put two 🕑 **more** pencils on my desk ✏️✏️✏️✏️✏️✏️✏️.

So I count 🔢 up 🔝 the pencils ✏️✏️✏️✏️✏️✏️✏️, and there’s seven ✋✌️, okay 👍👍👍?

That’s my count 🔢: seven 7⃣.

**Hold 😬😬😬 on!** I opened the calculator 🧮 on my phone📱.

Stay 😅😅😅 with me, hang on. I plugged 🔌 this into the calculator 🔢.

And… wait for it 😑😑😑.

I put in two ✌️

*plus* ➕

two 2⃣

*plus* ➕

ONE 1⃣

*plus* ➕

two 🕑.

I hit✋ 💥 the equal sign✔️.

And, oh 😮😮😮 my god 🛐 ,

I shit 💩 you not❌.

It comes back 🔙, and

I swear 🤬 to god 🛐, it says 🗣️

your 👤 mom’s👩 a whore 👁️👅👁️ 🍑💦.