I sharted during the royal wedding. I couldn’t help myself. When Prince Harry and Meghan were exchanging vows all i could think about was the 15 flaming Doritos locos tacos i ate before arriving. I tried to hold it back but my body started to fight back and then it happened. I let out fart with the impact of a nuclear bomb. Soon people started dropping to the ground from the ungodly smell that was burning their nostrils, the glass windows were shattering, raining glass down upon the wedding-goers. I ran out the door horrified of what i had just done, underwear completely stained with shit.