Ew you’re a weeb? Weebs never get pussy because they stay in their homes jerking it to pictures of animated characters like the beta cucks they are. I bet you own body pillows of characters from japanese cartoons, and you fantasize about having sex to them, you fucking weeb. I on the other hand am the very definition of masculinity. I bathe in pussy every single day, and have sex whenever I want. Women drop their panties, just hearing my majesty voice. I own a plethora of guns in my house, which I use to hunt my breakfast, lunch, and dinner, while you eat ramen noodles like the cuck you are. My penis is a whopping 14 inches flaccid, while your penis could never please a woman.