Give me one good reason not to dig right into this Sara Lee® brand smooth & creamy classic original cream cheesecake. But, before you do, please consider the following: Of course, you can not deny the smooth, creamy texture of this particular boxed dessert. It states right on the box that this is in fact Sara Lee® brand **smooth & creamy** classic original cream cheesecake. And, obviously, that classic cheesecake taste could make anyone happy. Lastly, the cream cheese in this Sara Lee® brand smooth & creamy classic original cream cheesecake is 100% original. Only the fine cheesemakers over at Sara Lee® can be trusted to craft such an original recipe for this thick, creamy cheese for use in making their Sara Lee® brand smooth & creamy classic original cream cheesecake.

Perhaps you are lactose intolerant. Do I look like I care? Here’s a hint, *twinkle toes*: I consider the lactose intolerant to be subhuman entities. And no evolutionary accident of a life form is going to stop me from digging right into this Sara Lee® brand smooth & creamy classic original cream cheesecake.

So go on and try to stop me. I *dare* you.