I once got arrested for acting as a toilet in the bathroom at Taco Bell. I would get on my hands and knees with my mouth wide open, waiting for someone to sprint to the stalls with that special gurgling in their stomach after eating some spicy burritos.

It’s always the best sight when they don’t even think to look once they reach the stall, the just drop their pants before they sit down and instantly spray an antichrist of liquid shit down my throat. After they realize what happened they look down in disgust and horror and scream. So far I’ve gotten arrested 5 times for sexual assault, but that doesn’t stop me from pursuing my passion for eating booty chocolate.

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