So I knew this guy one time. His name was What. What was so generous and always donated everything he owned to charity. One time tho, my friend How came into town. He did not like What. He was really into magic tho, and in attempts to become friends with What, showed him a magic trick. When How was in the middle of his trick, What kept asking questions, “How, are you doing this?” Until How, who still disliked What, snapped and yelled something everyone already knew (sparking the attention of Why of course) and said “What gives”