I work in an old folks home and GOD DAMNIT they ALL masturbate SO MUCH!! All day and all night they just jack and jill and groan all the time. And they NEVER close the GOD DAMN DOOR WHEN THEY DO! NO WONDER YOUR KIDS DONT VISIT YOU! If I have to go another day hearing grandpa Gerald go “eeuuaahhhhh ehhh ehhh ehhh” I guess I’ll just go swimming with cement flippers. Dont make my mistake, just take a job at McDonald’s. Its. Not. Worth. It.