For any mistakes it’s legit like 130 am and I’m tired af and so isn’t my freind who co-wrote this. Not sure if it’s copypasta but this is the only place I thought to put something as terrible as this thing that spiraled out of a sleep deprived discord conversation
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Kid: my dad always said he wish mommy swallowed 𝙏𝙝𝘼𝙩𝙎 𝙬𝙃𝙮 𝙄 𝙨𝙃𝙤𝙏 𝙝𝙄𝙢

Uncle:  -whips out 13 inch fat hairy dog dick- now he can’t see us, give it a little suck for uncle

Kid: OOO A POPSICLE

Uncle: YEAH LICK THAT POPSICLE
-cums-
Now go brush your teeth

Kid: that was wely good popicle. So good it made milk

Uncle: Drink up that milk on your shirt so mommy won’t see. She’ll be jealous you had milk
Don’t curse or you’ll have to play the butt game

kid: Wely

Uncle: Willy is a curse word

Kid: But I never said Willy I said Wely like when your questioning something

Uncle: -knocks you out with a baseball bat and you wake out in the woods with “milk” in your butthole-

Kid: -you hear whispers in the woods-

It’s your older brother and his friends and they have their pants down

Brother: get over here faggot

Kid: only uncle can play that game with me

-he shoves his 2 inch dick in your mouth while his friends stroke their cocks and lick your feet and cum covered stomach not knowing you all now have AIDS and will die because of uncle-

And then they all died a year later

(Roll credits)

After credit scene is the mother being rich from selling crack

-after credit scene glitches out-

-tentacle porn plays-

-Everyone in the theater has an orgy-

(resumes credits)

Audience: aww no more orgy… ):

(credits stop)

(Lights turn on)

-sister walks in-

Plot twist: it’s an in home theater of the family in the movie

(actual credits roll)

Actual after credit scene is them all having an orgy with the sister and cousins and parents