To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to find a dollar in the woods. The chance of it happening is extremely unlikely, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the situation will go over a typical finder’s head. There’s also the dollar’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the chance of it happening. The personal philosophy draws heavily from an old folktale about some garden gnomes my grandma used to tell me, for instance. The finders with an IQ of the average Rick and Morty fan understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these dollars, to realise that they’re not just plain old money- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike finding a dollar in the woods truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, when the finder finds the dollar, they can tell it is a real dollar which itself is an astonishment. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those garden gnomes in my backyard scratching their heads in confusion as the dollar’s genius wit unfolds itself onto the bottoms of their yeezys. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a garden gnome tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎