I sexually identify as a paleolibertarian. Ever since I was a young cis white male, I dreamed of #FreetheSnake from the feds’ boot. Normies bully me, and say things like “what the fuck, you’re a Republican racist bigot homophobe,” but I know deep down they are just scared of the truth. I have already began buying bump stocks, and now I’m adding to my gun arsenal of freedom. I want you guys to respect my Providence-given rights, and if you don’t, you might be treading on me, and need to watch where you’re walking. Thank you for being so understanding.