I really want to thank reddit for completely wasting my fucking life but also giving me a place to post all the memes I think of during class. Once I hit 100K I will ascend into a new plane of existence and your mortal lives will be completely meaningless to me. You fools waste your lives away working for a system that is working against you. But I have broken the cycle. The system is nothing to me but yet another puny human invention so people can make their small insigniticant lives worth living. If only they knew the eternal pleasure that is rising above all else. But I guess you apes in clothing are good for one thing and it’s commenting nice everytime someone says 69.