Yes, I’m Gothic. Yes, I play Friday Night Fucking. Yes, I like to paint my flag anteater’s nails while listening to blowjob noises on my 4K HD HDR10 60 FPS ultra HD television. Yes, I bought an 8-foot speaker just to listen to the Horned Melody.
Do you enjoy doing anal? Watch out, because in some places, you might end up giving yourself a hard time. Did you know that if you rent a prostitute in the Philippines, you will have rented a prostitute in the Philippines?
Once upon a time there was a princess. Her name was Deep Throat. Deep Throat tripped on someone’s dick and got AIDS. To cure her AIDS, Deep Throat sought out a Skylander for help. Guess what? The Skylander passed on sexually transmitted diseases to her. Deep Throat, distraught, boarded a flight to Mississippi. On the plane, a brunette with a 43-inch girdle walked the sleek aisles of the aircraft. Over the loudspeaker, a vulgar voice said, “The meal is currant syrup flavored egg maltine, anyone who doesn’t eat will be punished.” Deep Throat, shedding tears, finishes eating the last spoonful of egg maltine flavoured currant syrup. The brunette reveals herself to be someone loudly proclaimed Miss Ivete. “This is Miss Ivete, and you’re all very welcome to the Pentecostal blowjob plane.” Soon after, Ivete punches her huge cock belt down Deep Throat’s throat. At the end of the trip, Deep Throat, once a princess, is now a whore who wants to go to Easter Island to be a transvestite and enjoy the big-headed statues there.
I made fun of his Jimmy. I gave him a sucking suck. Did you know that SpongeBob was made inspired by the Monalisa? No shit! Why do you think the Monalisa is under the sea? Because she’s SpongeBob. Now seriously, if your middle name starts with P, from now on you will be called Your Name + Penis + Your Other Name. Example: Chris Penis Bacon.
Hold on, folks, he’s gone into dick mode.