You see
There’s been a little change
In business
John’s cockasorus Rex is mine you u nasty ass chink
Damn
He was ridin then he started fartin
I was like wtf John is u fartin??
He said nah bitch why u lyin
Then I seen drops cumin out his assss
Damn
I’m sorry
John farted on MA dick
And he turned gay
For my peepee
Its
Hairy
And pretty big
Yay
Come to dragonsreach to discuss the ongoing genocides of my little hulkster, like the rest of the great chodes?
Okay
Let’s discuss business now
U Nigerian twinkle ass bitch fucking nigga
I fuck bitches like u for breakfast
Ima make u sell dem gey ass twinkletoes just to make u pay for the opportunity of me pounding Dat ogre poon u like to call a vag
I got about as many boogers and vsauce memes to shove in ur big fat anus as I have stds and boogers that get stuck in my asshole all the time because my dad beats me
Apparently ur boy toy needs nicotine
I told him my penis is heavily installed with mods, including one mod in particular that alters my weak human sperm that smells like the $1 10 piece chicken nuggets meal at booger King, into (or see he thinks) highly efficient nicotine jizz that actually makes you want to quit smoking because is eating cock jizz just for nicotine and a little bit of an erection really worth it? Although I did already transform John’s chromosomes into pure 98.28% light years per Winston testicle divided by a nigger raping a crack baby per second by vagina, the damage has already has been. He’s so gay now that he’s to grab a cs go Karambit rainbow chrome knife right now off of cs go Lotta so that he can chop off your eyeballs and enjoy the satisfaction of super gluing the to your fat ass vag. He’s an artist you see, whatever his cockasorus Rex conquers (that includes potentially rubbing fungus and honeyboo’s own feces on that sweet thang;)) Hey wtf
Joes dog just shit out John’s ass hair that I fed him because I let his gay ass ravage my face with Chipotle and diarrhea fag disease soup. Cuz u know
He’s gay, he knows I’m a Gucci friend, and he knows a brotha like me is always willing to resupply his blood stream with the luscious retardation that I let an angry nigger working at Johnny rebels farm squirt into my pee so I could receive the ultimate powers of godly hood that would grant me access to pounding a giant shit out of my asshole on command. I saw that u could do it in ark survival evolved and it was pretty cool