A bit of backstory here- I (21F) adopted my Pitbull at age 5 from my local drug cartel. They told me it had fought in Vietnam and might have PTSD, but it since it was a nanny doggo, it would never hurt a fly. Fast forward 420 years, me and my pupper were walking past the local preschool back to our Tesla Cybertruck. As we walked by, my dog overheard a toddler saying Keanu Reeves wasn’t breathtaking. Immediately, my dog broke off his leash; and ripped the stupid kid to pieces. He then went inside the preschool, and mauled 69 kids to death (nice). The cops arrived and said the n word, then shot my poor doggo. They told me I was under arrest and that PewDiePie wasn’t funny. I drove away and rammed into city hall, because the government had killed my innocent pupper who was wholesome 100. I have now been sentenced to death by the state of Alabama. My fiance (14M) says I might have overreacted a bit, but I believe it was perfectly justified. AITA?