A letter to the Chess People

You have flooded our space with your nonsense and that makes you think you lead us? You think your memes on this website sway us in any way? We are the lovers of rice. Since just after humans clawed themselves from the muck, we were there. From shores of the Congo river to the most expensive night at Nobu, we are there. In bowls of the ancient workers of the great wall of china to the tuppaware of the welders of the modern tallest skyscrapers WE ARE THERE. Take your aristocratic board game nonsense and kiss my ass. The 1.5 thousand years you’ve existed is a mere blink of an eye to us. We have always been, we will always be, and we will watch as your relevance slowly withers.

We are rice.