I’m a left-wing socialist guy, but I just saw the video of republican politician Lauren Boebert being felt up in public while dressed like a sex worker and god damn if I aren’t hard as nails at the idea of banging her like the bimbo fuck doll she acts like. The sight of her trying to pull that tight dress up over her massive tits… fuck. I want to pull it down and watch those beautiful jugs bounce free.

Make no mistake her politics are abhorrent to me and she’s clearly a bigot and a hypocrite, but almost that makes the situation ever hotter. I love the idea of taking a powerful ~~and respected~~ [edit: point taken] woman and making her act like a dumb slut while stuck in the end of my big hard cock. If this scandal brings her down we can only hope she goes into porn afterwards.