In bed on my phone,
When my dick turns to stone,
I access r/hentai,
And log into Chrome,
To the search bar I go,
To pleasure my bone,
When I’m met with a shock,
And my penis goes soft,
‘This website is blocked by KidsSafe’,
My mouth turns to a gape,
And around my neck the rope begins to drape,
But I see one saving grace,
For VPN 360 is a happy place,