Had sex with the neighbor girl up the street once…it was 3am and i snuck in her window. I defuckingstroyed that night! I remember feeling like i had hurt her because she didnt talk or say anything afterwards…pretty sure it was her 1st orgasm with a guy…we were both prob 16. Next day she calls me on the house phone (this is like 1997 before everyone had a cellphone) freaking the fuck out! Her mom actually dug through the trashcan that was next to the street! Found the used condom, put it in a ziplock bag, and was coming to my (parents) house! All while her daughter is telling me this over the phone…>sigh <. So i did what any young teenage dude would do…i ran to my dad and told him what was going on, and who huh and why the girl up the streets mom is about to be knocking on the door. My mama is super conservative republican jesusee…i would have most likely been beaten bloody with a switch. 1st for having sex, 2nd for having sex with the neighbor girl, 3rd for sneaking out, and 4th because neighbor girls mama is fucking pisssed! So my pops meets her in the driveway expecting company, he knew he wouldnt hear the end of it from my mama too. I can still hear that lady squawking 20 years later ha! Her holding/swinging a ziplock freezerbag with my used goo filled condom in my pops’ face! He literally looked at her with a strait face and said, “Well, i guess you were a little late to save the day huh?” I never slept with the neighbor girl again…after that my pops and i were cool. I felt more comfortable around him, felt like i could actually go to him if i had a problem or if something was wrong. Ah the good ol days…