Guys I think squidward is fucking god. He is the most powerful creature ever created. He can beat everyone with one second of fucking smooth jazz. Also he looks absolutely perfect. He helps me not jacking off to hentai. If he sees me watching shit – he will start the ultimate fucking jazz to end my being.
Squidwards birthplace was Squidward Community College, this place is absolutely amazing. There is vaping lessons, society education classes, perfect bathrooms and epic teachers. Squidward Community College is best place in this fucking universe. Squidward is god. Satan cries in fear every time he sees squidward. We need squidward for smash, we need squidward in minecraft, we need squidward in every motherfucking game. Squidward is our lord and savior. Nothing can beat squidward.