I can still hear his voice. His cold, unnerving laugh.
##**dalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala**
I see him everywhere. I can’t even step foot in the kitchen out of fear for what I may see resting atop the sink.
##**dalalalalalalllalalalalalalalalalala**
Everywhere I go, I see Spongebob Squarepants in the corner of my eye. I try to run, but his shrill laugh leeches closer.
##**daaaaalalallaaallaalaalalalalaalllalall**
I should have never left Bikini Bottom. I told myself that this is what I wanted, that this would turn my life back around, the way it once was.
I thought I would feel safe again. I thought I would feel… happy again. Now all I feel is remorse, regret, and…
Oh.
No.
^**Heh** ^**heh,** ^**heh**
It’s not Spongebob anymore, it’s…
…*PATRICK*
#**HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA**