guy at grandmas in the guest bedroom trying to jack off into the waste basket but getting distracted by the barely audible annual battle of the sexes Trivial Pursuit game and sort of listening with one hand on his dick and one hand cupped on his ear cocked to the closed ornate chipped-painted door upstairs as the sound of the boys team debating on the Brown Slice Arts and Literature question Who won Leading Actress of 1976 and taking his hand off his dick to do a little fist pump for the boys team as Uncle Geoff nails it with Louise Fletcher in One Flew Over the Cuckoos nest and with that the pressure relieved of getting a 2 slice lead on the girls team with a sure path to victory only requiring a green, science, and orange, sports leads to a fairly loving epic orgasm before heading off into the kitchen for a piece of pie and a chance to slink back into the dining room like he never left unbeknownst to him that so;me of the splooge didnt make it into the waste basket and that his grandma will have to use Pet Mess Spray on the carpet and set a big heavy book on top to let it soak up the cum from the carpet and then finally vacuum it up at the end of the night as per usual on the holidays