Aight lads. so imagine this. Me and my boys were down in Calais for a trip when these burgundy fuckas walked tup tah us. They said tah us, “Banjo, you must be the english troops, we ave tah get down tu ajin court.” I’ve neva eard of ajin court, but luckily me and the lads ad are bows. So we went down to ajin court with those cheeky burgands and we saw some frenchies. Those fuckas were wearin’ somethin’ peculiar. Looked like they were knights or somethin’. Anyways, me and the lads shot at them with our long bows. Those bastards ad no way of defending against us. What a total bunch of shit’eads. We got that double-yuh no problem.