I thought they would never find it. I have kept it hidden for years, but somewhere, somehow, someone managed to get a picture of my penis. I cannot allow this.

Anyone who has seen my penis must die. Even my own mother, who saw mine when I was born, was buried alive so that nobody would know what my penis looked like.

One time the catholic priest tried to look at my penis, so I killed him in cold blood and ran away, sure never to let the secret of my penis out. Then… that

women came into my life. I was horny af and that thot looked yummy so I sent her one picture, epitath said she was going to die so I thought it was all ok, she

even let me smash. All went smoothly, until someone managed to find that picture, and if that picture gets spread around then everyone will see my penis. I will

not allow this! Anyone who sees my penis must die!

Bruno Buccelati… for trying to unzip my pants and see my dick, you must now die.

Hey you! You look like you have a big dick! Let me see what your dick size is!

I have no idea what you’re talking about mister.

Of course you do, come on lemme see it, just really quick ok?

Um no thanks I need to go now…

Come on, I bet it’s as big as that picture I saw online…

I SAID NO!! WHY DOES IT EVEN MATTER NOW THAT YOU’RE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY!?

You saw the picture of my dick, didn’t you… this one right here?

Uhh, I can’t remember that well, but it looks sorta like that.

Who sent it to you?

I… I don’t know, some guy on discord ok?

I see…

Oh! I was right! It really is the same penis! I can’t believe I was right all along!

King crimson!

Now to find who sent that penis…

Bruno Buccelati… maybe now is the time to kill him for looking at my dick pics

Trish! It’s really you Trish! Help me get to the guy who said he knows what the bosses penis looks like…

He thinks I’m trish? Well then I might as well get closer to Whoever knows what my penis looks like and end this once and for all…

You there! Stop right there! If you move one more step I’ll block you on discord!

So he’s the one, he has the picture of my penis!

Who is that with you? He looks like a guy I knew…

It’s a girl! Her name is trish!

Trish? Looks like a guy to me. Trish, show me if you are a guy or a girl right now!

Damn, he’s onto me! What do I do now… I have to eliminate him! He’s the one who saw my penis!

…

I was in italy, looking for CBT toys… when some guy in italy started killing everyone who saw his dick… I tried tracking him down but…

Then when I found him, I saw he was jerking off to MLP porn with a plushie… and that’s when I saw it…

He chased me down until…

Listen, you caught me naked… and anyone who sees me naked must die!

…you are a clopper…

PINKIE PIE WAS MY FAVORITE PONY!!

…I can’t believe he faps to horses…

To think that the guy who saw my penis was still alive somehow… Impossible! I can’t let such an embarassing thing come out about me!

Buccerati! Who was that g- where did he go?

This is a trial… everytime I try to keep my past out of my life… it still comes out to haunt me…

Don’t you agree, Jean Pierre Polnareff?

Don’t come near me you stupid brony! I caught you jerking off to my little pony!

IT DOESN’T MATTER ANYMORE, YOU ARE BELOW EVEN A BRONY POLNAREFF! KING CRIMSON!

I can’t let him get away with deleting his penis pics! I must protect the pictures at all costs!

Omae wa mou shindeiru polnareff!

NANI!?!? I can’t see shit!

His stand ran away…

DIE POLNAREFF!

Agh! Anyone who knows about Diavolo’s past can bully him into killing himself…

too bad for you polnareff! I’ll be deleting the picture now!

Huh? Nani!? Who… WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?

I’ll be spreading your dick pics everywhere diavolo ululululululu