I just took a shit. I just took a huge shit. A shit so huge, that God itself would gaze upon it and destroy the earth in the horror that its creation could make something as utterly terrifying as this shit. I just took a shit. I just took a foul smelling shit. A shit so foul that as it drops out of my asshole, one million souls scream in the distance as the shit hits and then sizzles in the water. I just took a shit. A shit so distinct, that as you stare at the monstrosity you just made, it is staring right back into you, with its cold brown eyes. I just took a shit. A shit so glorious and horrifying, that mankind will destroy itself fighting to even get a small glimpse of this magnificent monstrosity. I just took a shit. A shit that will most likely be flushed into the sewers of eternal damnation. I just took a shit.