You think you’re so fucking funny huh? You’re so fucking quirky? You seriously think what you just said was the least bit funny? That what you just said can be considered humorous by your own fucking standards based on your own shitty perception of what the fuck humor is? Hmm? You are a god damn fucking clown you disgraceful waste of air and space It disgusts me knowing that people have spent resources on your own worthless existence. I am actually fucking pissed off by your audacity to think that you’re actually fucking funny. You should be ashamed by the fact that fucking joke had even been thought into existence its absolute shit that makes me want to reenact the Armenian Genocide but it’s your fucking ass. I will break into your house and tie you to your bedpost all of your limbs will be attached to rods of searing hot metal before being stretched out to the point where you look like fucking SCP-096. I will turn your last hours of living into actual Hell I will sacrifice you to fucking Satan so he can annihilate your soul from memories. No amount of repenting will ever save you from this god damn fate you’re going to have to face all because your stupid retarded dumb bitch whore hoe slut fucking delinquent bellend disgraceful ass decided to think of the shit I just heard. If you want to save me some time why don’t you just go kill yourself right now huh? Stick your dick into a toaster while you’re taking a hot shower so not only do you feel the pain of your dick being seared off and the electricity coursing through your veins, your weak pussy cold shower ass will actually feel the pain of having hot water being poured on you this will be the end of your life you dim-witted whoreson virgin violater.